Highway 50, "The Loneliest Road in America"

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Clayton Patterson "Captured" World Premier

Clayton Patterson, NY art world luminary, Lower East Side documentarian and activist is the subject of a new documentary by Ben Solomon and Dan Levin. We went to the world premier last night on the roof of the LES Design School. A.R.E. Weapons did the soundtrack so they performed before the screening. Clayton was there, not taking pictures, for once... John Joseph from the Cro Mags spoke. They have a skatepark on the roof, so we sat on top of the ramp and picnicked. good times.







Amazing film, amazing crowd, amazing space.... Amazing.

coney island summertime polaroid trip

So, maybe 3 years ago I went to Coney Island for 4th of July... It was hot, sticky, sweaty, drunky and fun as hell. We watched the Nathan's Hot Dog Eating Contest, drank all day with some Puerto Rican thug dykes at the Cha Cha, and ate so much we all thought we were gonna puke. Epic.

Here are the photos to prove it.


Coney Island in the summer is bananas


"Welcome! We're glad to have ya, ...honky."


Summer Lovin' at the Cha Cha...


And ladies! If you're down with dudes like this, they are everywhere...


And if you're down with old reefer smoking sea dogs, they're around too.


It's almost weird how stoked on this piña colada I am.


But it's NOT weird how stoked on the chili cheese dogs I was. ('dogs" = plural)


Will the REAL Strawberry Shortcake please stand up? I was stoked she made an appearance, I thought she was only a myth like unicorns and france.


But it is real, and we had a blast. See you there this summer, bros.

Surfing and Shooting in S.C. w/ Band of Horses

Drove down to hang out with my bros Creighton, Rob, Ryan, Bill, Ben and Jared. They just got back from tour, and Jared flew out from CA to shoot the rest of their video, so fuck it, I went. (Oh yeah, and I sold Creighton my car, so I had to do that too.)



driving through the south



sunset in South Carolina



Folly Beach with Creighton



Ben and Creighton, between sets



Creightons new boyfreinds



Bill and Ben at Surf Bar for drinks after a day at the beach



Hey Cronin, how many sound guys does it take to screw in a lightbulb, mofo?



This bar rules. Surf videos all the time...



and Roscoe loves it too.



back at the beach house



gettin' crazy



and having fun.... always havin' a good time...

the great white north!

so I am in in my hotel in Toronto, editing a web film that I shot for Toshiba last weekend... It's like 2am and I have to get up at 6 to go shoot a national commercial for MegaBlox (kids toys, like Transformers). I am waiting for my rough edit to render and compress so I thought I'd load some photos I shot this week.



The VIA Express train from Montréal to Toronto



My Producer. Always working, ladies and gentlemen, always working.



Night time train crossing in the Canadian "middle of nowhere in a whiteout blizzard" type spot.



The street in front of the production company, sunset tonight.



Tonight, sunset over Toronto.

Ok, my video is almost done. Fuck, I gotta get to sleep...

Where in the hell am I now?

riding my motorcycle through the entire US, that's where. here are some notes (and pix) from the road, video to follow.

top of the Beartooth Pass, Montana.



Leadville, CO with Andy and Merlin:



Top of the pass, Rocky Mountain National Park. Look for Andy and Merlin in the distance. Elevation? 12,000ft:



91 in a 65... oops.



but on this road, could you blame us??



this photos was taken STANDING STILL. this is what 110 mph does to your hair. gummo aint got shit on me.



current location? Thermopolis, Wyoming. Home of the worlds largest geothermal baths. Just north of the Wind River Indian Reservation.



Google Earth that shit.

oh yeah...



...I didn't do it.