Wednesday, December 12, 2007

the great white north!

so I am in in my hotel in Toronto, editing a web film that I shot for Toshiba last weekend... It's like 2am and I have to get up at 6 to go shoot a national commercial for MegaBlox (kids toys, like Transformers). I am waiting for my rough edit to render and compress so I thought I'd load some photos I shot this week.

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The VIA Express train from Montréal to Toronto

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My Producer. Always working, ladies and gentlemen, always working.

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Night time train crossing in the Canadian "middle of nowhere in a whiteout blizzard" type spot.

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The street in front of the production company, sunset tonight.

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Tonight, sunset over Toronto.

Ok, my video is almost done. Fuck, I gotta get to sleep...

Monday, September 3, 2007

Where in the hell am I now?

riding my motorcycle through the entire US, that's where. here are some notes (and pix) from the road, video to follow.

top of the Beartooth Pass, Montana.

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Leadville, CO with Andy and Merlin:

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Top of the pass, Rocky Mountain National Park. Look for Andy and Merlin in the distance. Elevation? 12,000ft:

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91 in a 65... oops.

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but on this road, could you blame us??

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this photos was taken STANDING STILL. this is what 110 mph does to your hair. gummo aint got shit on me.

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current location? Thermopolis, Wyoming. Home of the worlds largest geothermal baths. Just north of the Wind River Indian Reservation.

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Google Earth that shit.

oh yeah...

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...I didn't do it.

Thursday, June 28, 2007

Paris International Air Show

I got stuck in Paris for 12 hours with nothing to do...

and it went a little something like this...

8:30 - Land at Charles de Gaulle airport, arrive late, no sleep on the plane, miss my flight to Nice
9:00 - try to rent a car to drive, all they have is a Ford Fiesta for 500 Euros. No effin way.
10:00 - get online at CDG and try to book another flight. Found one! Only $100 change fee! but I have to fly out of Orly...
10:30 - take the bus to Orly airport.
11:00 - get there and find out it will actually cost an additional EU199.50. Fuck that.
12:00 - get on the train back to CDG. I give a guy from India directions for the subway and he tells me he's going to the Paris International Air Show. He's some IT tech, there for new Defense technology stuff... He leans in to whisper when he talks about what he does and why he's going.
12:15 - I get off at the Anthony stop with him because I decide this is too good to miss and I'm fucking IN.
12:45 - realize I do NOT want to drag my luggage all over, decide to continue back to CDG and check it in so I can be FREE.
1:30 - They won't check my luggage in at the airport yet. Too early. No lockers, nothing. Fucking terrorists (George Bush and his infidel band of fundamentalist warlords, I mean)
2:00 - Take the train BACK to Gare du Nord train station where they have lockers.
2:45 - finally get there.
3:15 - track down the locker in the goddamn basement and ditch that shit.
3:30 - figure out the hard way that I can't buy a subway ticket at the machines in Gare du Nord without either a.) change or b.) a credit/debit card with one of those little gold chip things in them (like the calling cards)
4:00 - wait in a half hour line to buy EU6.00 worth of subway tickets
4:15 - in the train, on my way to Le Bourget for the Air Show
4:55 - get there, lie about my credentials, give a fake business card, wave my camera around and speak in wacky franglais and I'M IN!!!
5:00 - whoa. It's fucking amazing, it's like this weird military/civilian trade show with missles, defense systems, strike fighters, satellites, recon, un-manned warplanes, helicopters and weird trade show type shit. Except it's all dudes in either flashy business suits with dark, shady eyes or highly decorated military personnel. Similarity? They all want to kill people and they are all have dudes around them that are wearing sunglasses...
6:00 - It starts to rain. HARD. Everyone flees and suddenly getting ground transportation becomes nearly impossible (oh, the irony...)
6:10 - hook up with this Arab gypsy cab driver who tells me he hates rushing through trafiic because Arabs are calm people. word up. I want to tell him that from what I've just seen, traffic looks to be the least of his peoples future problems. I hold my tongue. We work out a deal for the ride after much language barrier haggling and it's on.
6:30 - get to Charles du Galles so I can catch the express train back to Gare du Nord.
6:50 - catch the train (finally!) My flight closes at 8:20, btw...
7:15 - get to GDN, RUN up the stairs to get across the station to where the luggage bunker is.
7:20 - stop. call my girlfriend xoxo she's a babe.
7:40 - get my stuff, slam it together and get back on the train to Charles du Galles (AGAIN)
8:14 - get off the train, boogie toward my terminal, laughing at how close I've cut it.
8:19 - saunter casually up to the ticket counter and check in like it ain't no thang.
11:00 - get to Nice, find out they have booked out of rental cars in my fare class, I look at the guy like thats just not the answer I'm prepared to hear right now.
11:02 - he upgrades me to a 2007 BMW 3 series sedan.
12:00 - check in to my hotel in Cannes, go get a panini, a salad and 2 beers.
2:20 - sitting here writing this shit because I need to adjust my biological clock thing so I am not fucked up all week.

That's one hell of a day. And now, the pictures to prove it:

The line to get my subway tickets was LONG.

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haha, New York styled shirt, made by foreigners. Where the hell is Fifty-FirTH Street anyway??

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These dudes look like they REALLY need some more bigger guns. Especially the dude mean muggin' me...

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This guy was selling unmanned warcraft like it was magic snake oil.

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This was in this Israeli Defense strategy area. There were a lot of people with headsets and sunglasses on around here...

They showed a video about tactical command technologies and efficient airstrike capabilities. This is the target before:

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and after. BOOYAH Palestine! Take that, bitches...

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I looked above the visor and under the seat for the keys, but no dice. These people are not as dumb as they look.

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Would you like a small slaying, medium maiming or large sized killing? Oh, super sized slaughter?? We have that too. Don't forget our "buy 10,000 and we'll throw in a free ethnic genocide post-momorial day" special!!! (NOTE: in the background, it reads "And it will keep on delivering for decades" -think about the fucked up implications of that statement for a second, seriously.)

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and this? this just scared the bejeezus out of me:

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but wait. dude. spaceships! rockets! coolest thing ever.

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and back to Charles de Gaulle...

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peace in the middle east.

Sunday, April 1, 2007

The Old Man and The Sea...

this was the last day of our trip... Ali and Julio agreed to take us fishing, down on the Maleçon, where the rest of the Cubans fished.

So we met with them at Ali's house

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Then we went out, Julio went to get fishing lines and we ran into a bit of trouble. Ali was walking along with Jena and they were so cute I took out my camera and snapped this picture:

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No sooner did I take the picture then the Police came running up and arrested Ali for consorting with a white woman, a tourist. He was immediately targeted as a Jintero, a hustler, and since there is a sort of institutionalized apartheid in Cuba, this is a jailable offense.

We protested, and offered to help, but he told us no and walked away with the police, obviously embarrassed and I would guess, scared.

Right after that, Julio came around the corner and told us to wait... he ran around the corner and between the two of them, they were able to work it out and Ali was released.

The rest of the walk to get our hooks and bait, though, Ali had to walk about a block ahead of us for fear of being arrested again. It was sad and angering and we felt helpless. It sucked. If you look in this picture, you'll see Ali.

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Anyway, the moods picked up as we got our gear together... We walked down the Maleçon to get bait, past the old Spanish castle and some guys playing bob marley.

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We went and got bait, which are like these long, nasty millipedes they sell. They live in these roots, and you squeeze them out from one end to the other, then shove the hook in their mouth and basically impale them on the hook. The fishies love 'em.

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We threw our first casts as the sun set over Habana. Awesome.

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And Jena caught the first fish. Goddamn beginners luck.

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She wanted to throw it back but Ali and Julio protested. They'll eat that shit. It's no joke in Cuba.

I went and bought a bottle of Havana Club Rum, a couple cokes and stole some cups from some other touristas and we got our fish on and our drink on...

Julio caught the next fish, almost just as small, but still a keeper. Look at Julio and Ali, I love these guys...

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The thing that sucks about being the photographer is that you're never in the pictures... oh well. Still so awesome.

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After that, we climbed down on the rocks into the crashing surf and fished from there, catching more baby fishies and having an all around rad time. Julio is hilarious.

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When it was all over, we walked Ali home, where he jumped in on a cut throat game of Dominoes with some people outside his house...

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We walked home, but then I had to run back to give him his house key. I left Jena with a bunch of locals who were grubbing on some late night spaghetti - we ordered her some with tomatoe sauce, ham and cheese.

When I got back, I saw this:

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Jena, making friends wherever she goes...

The next day we left for the airport. I have no pictures of that because all my memory cards were full, but I will tell you this:

We had no money to pay our airport tax so Jena had to standby patiently while I made this announcement to a line of Canadian tourists:

"EXCUSE ME!! I AM AN AMERICAN, AND I HAVE NO MONEY TO PAY AIRPORT TAX. BECAUSE MY GOVERNMENT IS RUN BY IDIOTS, I CANNOT USE A BANK, ATM, CHECK OR CREDIT CARD TO GET MONEY... CAN ANYONE PLEASE LOAN ME 50 DOLLARS SO I CAN GET HOME???"

a kind woman generously loaned me the money I needed, allowing us to get through customs and sprint to catch our plane.

I sent her a check the day I got home. The memo line on the check?

"FOR: being awesome. thanks."

Thursday, March 15, 2007

HABANA IS BANANAS!

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be patient, this shit is gonna take a minute to load - it's like a hundred or so pictures...

Habana is Bananas!!!

Ok, so we got to the airport in Cancun and bought our tickets, cash, like 5 minutes before the plane was supposed to leave... We took a bus out over the tarmac to our plane: A mid-80's Russian jobby. sweet.

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And everyone on the plane looked like either a miami beach drug pusher, a columbian drug lord or a mule. Or maybe I'm just prejudiced...

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One of the first things we see:

" The Bush Plan: to take our houses, our schools and whatever good we have constructed. Thankfully, we already live in free Cuba"

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They hate that motherfucker.

Our cab ride to the hotel. Our cabbie tried to charge us 4 times the fare. Jena saved the day with her fiery latin attitude. I was glad that I didn't sacrifice her to the Mayan Gods after all.

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The view from our hotel, El Centro, Habana.

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We took off walking to check it out - first night was kinda sketchy, the place is like a dilapidated shell of a city. Dark corners, shady alley ways, crazy. It was nuts, but we loved it. Nothing a few mojitos wouldn't fix.

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and then.... success. Havana Club mojitos. Cafe Paris in Vieja (old town). We drank about 37 of these and then met our new friends and compadres, Ali and Julio.

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Ali offered us a place to stay with his grandmother in El Centro. She has registered with the state as a Casa Particulares - which are rooms to rent. We stayed there the rest of our trip.

The front door:

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Our room. ...Fuckin' sweet.

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The view from our room:

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The view from the roof:

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Our house in in the upper-ish, left-ish section of this photo. -ish.

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For the next few days we just walked around Havana, Vedado, Vieja, Casablanca... just checking shit out.

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the national pastime:

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Jena, stage left.

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It was the girl on the lefts' birthday:

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Paladares La Guarida (a privately run restaurant is upstairs):

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The public transit system leaves much to be desired.

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We met this guy, Martín on the street, he was interested in my tattoos and was a big Yankees fan. He invited us to his house (we didn't go) and invited us to go to a baseball game that night with him, his friend Alberto and his wife Luanna. At first we were hesitant because, while most people are cool, there is a problem in Cuba with people getting hustled. Jinteras or Jinteros hustle tourists for money, drinks, goods, drugs, sex, whatever. The fleecing of the people starts at the highest levels of the government, so it really isn't that weird, socially, but it makes for calculated decision making on the fly.

Martín was a rad guy, though. So we went home, took a nap, and got up to meet him at 7:00. He paid for the cab, bought us rum and even paid for us to get into the game.

Luanna, ?, Martín and Alberto:

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The baseball stadium:

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No fucking touristas here, man.

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but there are plenty of fights between the rival teams...

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Martín has this amazingly fat belly. Amazing:

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but he doesn't seem to give a shit

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He's always having a good time:

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And so were we.

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This shit is everywhere:

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Martín and Luanna's daughters' bed:

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More walking around shots:

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Street pizza stand. The pizzas are 25¢ and are delicious.

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Most of the cuban food we ate sucked. You'd think chickens in Cuba were born fried...

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Fumigating for mosquitos:

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The girl was a little bummed but the grandmother thought it was funny.

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Schoolkids:

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Meyer Lansky's Hotel Riviera:

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So Jena and I were walking through Vedado after having the first good meal of our time there when we heard music floating thorough the trees. There were all this lights spilling out into the street, coating the neighborhood in beautiful, candy coated hues.

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There was a concert happening in the yard of some wealthy estate. Private, to be sure... We stood there, looking through the fence and watched while a guy sat on a stage in the yard of someone's house, playing music on a guitar, singing. The song was sad and beautiful, and when I looked to the corner, there was a little old man, standing alone, drinking a pint of Rum, crying. I walked across the street to get this shot, so you could see what I saw...

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ANYWAY... domino MOTHERFUCKER!!!

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and this lady wasn't loving my picture taking styles...

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and there were weird rules, like "no smoking", "no lighting your girlfriend on fire" and "no holding hands in the elevator if you're a midget."

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Across the street from Hotel Sevilla

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cool car

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old school transportation:

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older school transportation:

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kids everywhere...

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At a submarine looking bar where we went with Ali, I danced with the cute bathroom attendant and Jena got salsa lessons from Ali.

Cute.

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Jena is so cute, in fact, that I want to kill her and eat her face.

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Jena and Ali - the guy behind Ali was picking up Jinteras (hookers)

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Jena, Ali, Ali's son Andé, me and Julio:

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Julio gets pretty drunk sometimes

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And I listen to everything he says...

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Because it's "important, I am telling you! Look into my eyes!"

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good times, good times.

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except the bathrooms. nasty.

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the walk home:

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Jena, a few too many cuba libre's... The stairway up to our room:

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My hungover girlfriend is extra cute when she eats leftover pasta in bed...

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For me, I wanted pizza. We found this place where you shout your order up to the roof and they lower your food down in a bucket.

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Awesome.

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walking around...

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Look! Look how cute we are:

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They love 2Pac in Cuba. Vatos Locos Forever!

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Woman in an empty store:

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The museum of the Revolution:

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The Prado

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Bangkok or Cuba?

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Jena found a dog and is now in the process of trying to adopt her. Her name is Lili...

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Anyway, she spent the better part of the night picking fleas off of Lili with a deaf rasta we met (he also likes to arm wrestle and race...)

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So now Jena has a new dog, but how can you say no to this face?

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ps. how hot is my girlfriend?

Next blog is our fishing trip, the last night there....

Later.

But first, how amazing is this photo?

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