coney island summertime polaroid trip

So, maybe 3 years ago I went to Coney Island for 4th of July... It was hot, sticky, sweaty, drunky and fun as hell. We watched the Nathan's Hot Dog Eating Contest, drank all day with some Puerto Rican thug dykes at the Cha Cha, and ate so much we all thought we were gonna puke. Epic.

Here are the photos to prove it.


Coney Island in the summer is bananas


"Welcome! We're glad to have ya, ...honky."


Summer Lovin' at the Cha Cha...


And ladies! If you're down with dudes like this, they are everywhere...


And if you're down with old reefer smoking sea dogs, they're around too.


It's almost weird how stoked on this piña colada I am.


But it's NOT weird how stoked on the chili cheese dogs I was. ('dogs" = plural)


Will the REAL Strawberry Shortcake please stand up? I was stoked she made an appearance, I thought she was only a myth like unicorns and france.


But it is real, and we had a blast. See you there this summer, bros.