ass in the glass

ass in the glass, originally uploaded by wyatt neumann.

late night at the night hotel, nyc

babytime.

Oh wow. Yep, Jena and I are expecting! We went in for another ultrasound yesterday and the baby was kicking, moving all around, jumping up and down, waving its arms - really , really animated... We heard the heartbeat... amazing.

Jena is 12 weeks pregnant, and the due date is June 13. We have decided NOT to find out the gender, we want it to be a natural discovery, the way it has been for millions of couples for thousands of years... Living in the modern age has taught me that just because you CAN, doesn’t always mean you SHOULD.

We are planning to go to Bozeman, MT in May to have the baby, to let the baby acclimate in a comforting and beautiful environment... sleeping outdoors, hiking, sitting up at Haylite Lake, basically just giving the baby, and Jena, a delicate entrance into this new world and experience.

We are excited and hope you are all a part of this new adventure!

Love,

Wyatt and Jena

ps. yeah, I’m freaking out a little bit... but in a good way

AC/DC at Madison Square Garden

IMG_0116, originally uploaded by wyatt neumann.

Highway 50, "The Loneliest Road in America"

IMG_4937, originally uploaded by wyatt.neumann.

Clayton Patterson "Captured" World Premier

Clayton Patterson, NY art world luminary, Lower East Side documentarian and activist is the subject of a new documentary by Ben Solomon and Dan Levin. We went to the world premier last night on the roof of the LES Design School. A.R.E. Weapons did the soundtrack so they performed before the screening. Clayton was there, not taking pictures, for once... John Joseph from the Cro Mags spoke. They have a skatepark on the roof, so we sat on top of the ramp and picnicked. good times.







Amazing film, amazing crowd, amazing space.... Amazing.

coney island summertime polaroid trip

So, maybe 3 years ago I went to Coney Island for 4th of July... It was hot, sticky, sweaty, drunky and fun as hell. We watched the Nathan's Hot Dog Eating Contest, drank all day with some Puerto Rican thug dykes at the Cha Cha, and ate so much we all thought we were gonna puke. Epic.

Here are the photos to prove it.


Coney Island in the summer is bananas


"Welcome! We're glad to have ya, ...honky."


Summer Lovin' at the Cha Cha...


And ladies! If you're down with dudes like this, they are everywhere...


And if you're down with old reefer smoking sea dogs, they're around too.


It's almost weird how stoked on this piña colada I am.


But it's NOT weird how stoked on the chili cheese dogs I was. ('dogs" = plural)


Will the REAL Strawberry Shortcake please stand up? I was stoked she made an appearance, I thought she was only a myth like unicorns and france.


But it is real, and we had a blast. See you there this summer, bros.

Surfing and Shooting in S.C. w/ Band of Horses

Drove down to hang out with my bros Creighton, Rob, Ryan, Bill, Ben and Jared. They just got back from tour, and Jared flew out from CA to shoot the rest of their video, so fuck it, I went. (Oh yeah, and I sold Creighton my car, so I had to do that too.)



driving through the south



sunset in South Carolina



Folly Beach with Creighton



Ben and Creighton, between sets



Creightons new boyfreinds



Bill and Ben at Surf Bar for drinks after a day at the beach



Hey Cronin, how many sound guys does it take to screw in a lightbulb, mofo?



This bar rules. Surf videos all the time...



and Roscoe loves it too.



back at the beach house



gettin' crazy



and having fun.... always havin' a good time...